Survival 101 by yookster.
If you agree with the dog - say booooooo with head upwards
If you want mummy - say mamamamamammammamam or gsgshejcijdh or }#>££€€€ or just one look (but it has to be right)
If you want to go somewhere - climb on a human and point in that direction
If you want someone to lift you - raise your hands and say "hail hitler" (prob in your head)
If someone snatches your toy or biscuit 🍪- give a long monologue in incoherent language to that person. They deserve an earful.
If you come close to the dog - lick the dog and then take a bite of her and then try to climb her and then engage her and then don't let her go ever ever ever even if the dog tries to escape hold on to her shout at her climb a human get to her call mumma and say booooo
So folks, these few guidelines will mostly cover all your essential needs and wants.
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