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Your dad's obsession with ordering uniball pens

Also -
It's 2 am and I find my dog completely wet to the bone and she is curled around my feet shivering, trying to catch a wink. I dry her with a towel & wrap her in a blanket and ask her why was she out saving Gotham in the rains. She takes a sigh, gives me the look of a defeated middle aged superhero (who has seen too much) and goes to sleep. #whatAreWeDoingToOurHeroes